If you ever want me as a customer, here are two things you will have to stop doing.

  1. Fake the caller ID information so it looks like I am getting a call from myself.
  2. When I answer, use a robot to tell me why I should abandon my current setup. If I was interested before, I sure as hell am not interested now.

Until then, just go pound sand.

Sincerely,
Aaron “`I’m never going to give you bastards my business” Whiteman