So last night I was dreaming. I’m sure I dream most nights, but when I woke this morning, I still remembered this one.

I was a college age woman, apparently in a theatre class. I was all stressed about some multi-page monologue I had to memorize… but what the professor actually had me do was write “a book report” about what I had read “In redneck”. With chalk. On the floor.

So I went ahead and wrote some sort of rambling schlock that just barely pertained to the monologue (which I had not memorized and was stressing about), with lots of ‘yers’ and mis-speelings. The instructor gave it an F.

What the hell kind of dream is that?