So I dreamed that I was required to go to a mandatory city wide meeting (where 200 people showed up), where we all got in line to get… phone books.

I got dirty looks when I yelled out “why are we doing this, nobody uses phone books, that’s what google is for!” while being forced to watch slow-paced “life story” advertising about important local businesspeople.

I woke up just as “Josh Brogan” started singing, but he only had something like 5 notes he could hit and it was a dirty rock/alternative song.

Shame, it was just getting interesting.