I live in Hell's Kitchen and do my best to keep it clean.
That's all you need to know.
Ohh, wait ... that's that other guy ... 
Okay, then ... my name's Bala Menon (betcha'd never have guessed),
I hang out in New York and Jersey City.
And ... and ... ummm ... that's all you need to know
You'll pretty much get a feel of the rest from the other pages here.
And there's a touch more biographical information on the
Newsletter page.
So drift along and enjoy ...
