I find it particularly unacceptable for a book that is
meant to explode myths to itself be full of them.
Most annoyingly, Varasdi gives NO references for anything.
He does list a bibliography (which itself contains an error!) but
doesn't link any particular point to a source. I'll try to do better.
I will be writing Mr. Varasdi to inform him of this page's existence,
and will happily either make his rebuttal available here, or provide a
link to it if available elsewhere.
The book takes the form of a paragraph or two on a set of alphabetically-ordered
topics, with Mr. Varasdi's "correction" of popular misconceptions about
them. I'll rebut some of them here, in the same order.
Aggravate
Airplane tire wear
Aisle
Alumni
American Revolutionary War
Antarctica
Appleseed, Johnny
Aristotle
Armor suits
Bacteria
Bald eagle
Basketball
Bees collecting honey
Billion
Boiling point
Bulls seeing red
Cabinet
Columbus, Christopher
Crickets
Daddy longlegs
Darwin, Charles
Dinosaurs
Donkeys, mules, jackasses and asses
Drinking straws
Ears
Earth is round
Edison, Thomas
Electoral college
Frozen foods
Giraffes
Glass
Green apples
Hay fever
Immaculate conception
Incest
Jellyfish
Jesus as a carpenter
Largest animal
Moths
Perspiration
Plague, The [sic]
Pony
Prepositions at the end of a sentence
Shark attacks
Shriveled skin
Skull
Snakes
Speed of sound
Spiders
Star of David
Statue of Liberty
Stomach
Tapeworms
Bibliography
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Aggravate: Mr. Varasdi here claims
that, because the original meaning of "aggravate" was "to make worse",
anyone who uses it to mean "to annoy, to irritate" is incorrect.
This is a fallacy that Varasdi embraces throughout the book: the
idea that the meaning of a word cannot change, and that only the most technical
specialist's use of a word can be considered correct.
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Airplane tire wear: Varasdi
here points out that most airplane tire wear happens during taxiing, rather
than during takeoff and landing. Granted that this is surprising,
I don't think there's really a common misperception here. I don't
believe that most people have even thought about this one. This is
another common failing throughout the book.
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Aisle: Varasdi points out that the original
meaning of "aisle" was "outer sections of a church", and denies that a
bride can "walk down the aisle" of a modern church. He's refusing
to permit language change again.
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Alumni: Because the Latin "alumni"
would mean "former male students", Varasdi denies that in English it can
be used to mean "both male and female former students". This is the
"word meanings can't change" fallacy again.
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American Revolutionary War:
Varasdi endorses the idea that von Steuben's training in "methods of
European warfare" was critical to the success of the Revolution.
I'm no historian, but this doesn't seem to be accepted theory any more,
if it ever was. I invite comment by historians.
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Antarctica: "Antarctica is also seldom
recognized as the coldest and most icy place in the world." In fact,
I don't know of anyone who does not know that.
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Appleseed, Johny: Varasdi perpetuates
the common misconception that John Chapman was some sort of apple evangelist,
rather than a commercial apple grower who kept moving west because civilization
followed him, and he hated being around people.
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Aristotle: Varasdi mocks Aristotle
because he was wrong about certain factual matters (anatomy, the cause
of earthquakes, gravity). Despite the fact that no one solved, for
instance, the true nature of gravity for thousands of years after Aristotle's
death, Varasdi thinks his incorrect ideas about the relative accelerations
of light and heavy objects mean that he was not "a brilliant thinker".
This is technically known as "Whiggish history" - the idea that one can
condemn people using insights gained only in hindsight. Varasdi also
ignores the real reason Aristotle is still respected: his invention
of formal logical method.
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Armor suits: Varasdi denies that
people wearing armor were clumsy or slow because of it. He does this
by defining "armor" as "light, well-designed armor", and even admits in
a later paragraph that some armor really did weigh down the wearer.
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Bacteria: "The most important role
of bacteria is in decomposing dead plant and animal tissues." Well,
no. Or at least, only if Varasdi gets to define "important", since
bacteria also do such things as let mamals and insects continue to exist,
break down cellulose in the digestive tracts of ruminants and termites,
and fix nitrogen from the atmosphere (which permits all other organisms
to have such nitrogen-containing materials as proteins). Mr. Varasdi
appears to have read an old high school biology text as his only research.
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Bald eagle: "The bald eagle . . .
is not bald." Did anyone in the world really think it was?
Is it really surprising to anyone that it just has white feathers on its
head?
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Basketball: " . . . surprisingly,
no one figured out until 1912 that using bottomless nets [as opposed to
closed ones, or literal peach baskets] would greatly increase the game's
speed." Why is that surprising? Again, Mr. Varasdi engages
in Whiggish history, mocking people in the past for not seeing what's obvious
to him in retrospect.
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Bees collecting honey: Does anyone really
think bees collect honey? Varasdi spends two paragraphs exploding
the idea that bees somehow search out and find honey and just retrieve
it for the hive. However, speaking as a former junior-high science
teacher, I've never met anyone who thought that.
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Billion: This is another example of
Varasdi just telling his audience a neat fact he knows, rather than exploding
a misconception. Yes, in the USA a "billion" is a thousand millions,
where in Europe it's a million millions, but not knowing that is ignorance,
not a misbelief.
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Boiling point: Varasdi: "Although
most people think that water boils at 212 degrees F, this only occurs at
sea level and at mean atmospheric pressure. At higher elevations
or under lower air pressure, water boils at lower temperatures."
Nope. Elevation (subject to the actual height of Earth's mountains)
is irrelevant, only air pressure affects boiling point. Water boils
at a lower temperature at the top of Everest, or a higher temperature at
the surface of the Dead Sea, because the air pressure varies and for no
other reason.
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Bulls seeing red: Here Varasdi perpetuates
a misconception rather than clearing one up. "Like many animals,
including dogs, bulls see only in various shades of light and dark."
Simply wrong. All vertebrates, from cartilaginous fishes (sharks
and allies) to birds to reptiles to all mammals, can see color to some
degree. Our degree and range of color vision varies, but either a
dog or a bull can tell a red cape from a gray one. The bull probably
doesn't care, but it can tell.
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Cabinet: "Because the framers of the
Constitution apparently intended that the Senate advise the President,
it has also become the custom for the Senate to confirm cabinet appointments."
This is an amazing error, because Article II, Section II of the Constitution
includes, ". . . and he [the President] shall nominate, and by and with
the advice and consent of the Senate, shall appoint ambassadors, other
public ministers and consuls . . . and all other officers of the United
States . . . " I think that's a little stronger than "apparently
. . . became the custom. . . "
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Columbus, Christopher: In the midst
of a largely correct article, the following sentence appears: "The
first Europeans to actually arrive in North America were Norwegian Vikings,
probably Leif Eriksson[sic], around A.D. 1000." Well, no. "Viking"
is a Norwegian word meaning something like "raiding". Leif wasn't
out to raid North America. It is not correct to refer to the whole
Norwegian culture of the day as "Vikings", any more than we refer to all
of them as "farmers".
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Crickets: "It is not true . . . that
crickets chirp by rubbing their legs together." Correct, but surely
you could mention that grasshoppers do stridulate by rubbing their
legs?
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Daddy longlegs: "It comes as
a surprise to most people to learn that a daddy longlegs is not a spider.
In fact, it is not even an insect." What on Earth does "not even
an insect" mean? He also says that the daddy longlegs' (harvestman's)
eight legs don't imply a relationship with spiders. In fact, a very
large number of arachnids (relatives of spiders) do have eight legs.
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Darwin, Charles: Varasdi says that Darwin's
". . . significant contribution . . . was the expansion of . . . evolutionary
ideas in a scientific work supported by a monumental body of physical evidence."
Actually, Darwin's contribution was his model, natural selection, to explain
evolution, which was already supported by enormous bodies of evidence (Buffon,
Haeckel and others). He also brought into biology a concept from
the then-embryonic geology: the idea of processes acting over very
long times, very slowly, to produce dramatic changes. Darwin's own
gathering of physical evidence, while important, wasn't comparable to his
theoretical work. In his Origin of Species Darwin did provide
the best argument to date to demonstrate the fact of evolution,
but it is not correct to imply that his theoretical work was unimportant.
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Dinosaurs: Varasdi claims that some
dinosaurs could fly. Actually pterosaurs were not dinosaurs, nor
particularly closely related to them.
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Donkeys, mules, jackasses and asses: "
. . . the ass is an African and Asian wild horse midway between the zebra
and the true wild horse." Nope. It isn't "between" anything,
it's a completely different species from zebras and "true" horses (Equus
caballo).
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Drinking straws: In the midst
(again) of a basically correct discussion, Varasdi says, " . . . a straw
will not work in space, since there is no air pressure to work on the liquid's
surface." This is another bad habit of Varasdi's: saying something
that's almost true. A straw wouldn't work "in space" (presumably
meaning Earth orbit) because there's no air pressure, true, but also because
liquids would tend to freeze, evaporate, or sublime away. It would
have been better say " . . . in a vacuum . . ." In fact, straws work fine "in space". The Skylab astronauts used
them, for instance.
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Ears: "The two flaps of skin attached to
the sides of the head are not ears." Yes, they are, Mr. Varasdi.
He means that they aren't important in hearing in humans, which is correct,
but the word "ear" certainly does refer to those flaps of skin (and cartilage)
just as much as it does to the actual hearing apparatus.
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Earth is round: "The earth is
not really round. It is an oblate spheroid . . . " Again, this
is almost true. What he seemingly meant was, "The earth is
not a sphere." It certainly is round ("lacking sharp edges").
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Edison, Thomas: " . . . Edison alone
can be credited for . . . development of public lighting, establishing
an electrical distribution system . . . and for promoting the general use
of electricity." Sure, unless you know about George Westinghouse,
Mr. Varasdi.
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Electoral College: Are
there really any living Americans who don't know about the Electoral College?
This is another example of Varasdi correcting what I perceive to be a nonexistent
misconception.
- Frozen foods: Varasdi
makes the astonishing statement that ice cannot be cooled below 32
degrees Fahrenheit (0 Celsius)! Apparently he has misremembered
the correct assertion that (at standard pressure) liquid water
cannot be cooled below 32 Fahrenheit - not because of some mysterious
resistance, but because it freezes below that temperature (and thus
ceases to be liquid water). This article supports my belief
that neither Varasdi nor his editor is scientifically literate.
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Giraffes: After correctly stating
that giraffes have only seven bones in their necks, the same number as
(almost) all other mammals, Varasdi again drifts into the almost true by saying,
"In the giraffe's neck, the seven vertebrae are simply farther apart."
I'll charitably assume that he really meant ". . . simply longer."
- Glass: This is a truly classic
case of perpetuating a misbelief while claiming to dismiss one.
Varasdi here states the classic "glass is a liquid" urban
legend. Glass is non-crystalline, and it can be described as a
supercooled liquid in that there's no regular supramolecular
structure, but it does not flow at room temperature, as
Varasdi here claims. The stories of homes with windowpanes
thickened at the bottom are actually explained by the fact that older
methods of making plate glass produced uneven thicknesses. See
the
Physics FAQ .
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Green apples: This is weird.
The first paragraph of this entry says that green apples are digestible
and don't make one sick. Then the second one admits that green apples
contain more acid and long-chain pectins and can make some
people sick. What exactly is the point of this?
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Hay fever: Was it really necessary
to deny that hay fever "is a fever". (Presumably Varasdi means that
the body temperature doesn't rise, but again I doubt anyone thought so
in the first place.)
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Immaculate Conception:
A true nitpick here, but a sign of very bad proofreading: in an otherwise
correct essay on the Immaculate Conception doctrine of the Roman Catholic
Church, Varasdi says, " . . . the Virgin Mary was conceived in her mother's
womb, Saint Anne. . . " I doubt that the Virgin's mother's womb
was independently sainted.
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Incest: "It is usually overlooked that
inbreeding also magnifies the influence of dominant genes which often leads
to what is referred to as the 'hybrid vigor' of inbred groups." What
a horrible mess that is. First of all, it's not meaningful to speak
of "magnifying the influence of dominant genes". A dominant gene
is by definition either expressed, or not. Anything with more variation
than that can't be dominant. Second, as one might guess from the
name, "hybrid" vigor does not occur in inbred groups. On the contrary,
it happens when two lines are crossed. Varasdi has stated the exact
opposite of the truth here. Again, it seems that neither he nor his
editor knows any science whatsoever. (See also Frozen
foods .)
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Jellyfish: "The jellyfish is not a
fish . . . " Could anyone in the world be surprised by that?
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Jesus as a carpenter: Compare these two
sentences from Varasdi: "No where [sic] in the Bible does it mention
that Jesus was ever a carpenter as most people think." ". . . Mark
6:3 tells that people called him a carpenter . . . " Apparently we're
to assume that the people were wrong in thinking Jesus a carpenter,
even though that makes no sense. Surely if Jesus were actually a
stonemason or shepherd, someone would have said so?
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Largest animal: For one thing,
the blue whale is not " . . . found throughout the oceans of the world."
For another, krill are not microscopic as Varasdi seems to be claiming.
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Moths: This whole entry boils down to
"Moths don't eat clothes. Baby moths eat clothes." Eh?
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Perspiration: While correctly stating
that sweat is nearly odorless, and the odor of a sweating person is caused
by bacteria that break down substances in the perspiration, Varasdi again
strikes a false note: "Antiperspirants and deodorants contain insecticides
and bactericides that are similar to those used in the garden." Insecticides?!
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The Plague: ". . . the plague is not
directly communicable from one person to another as one might think."
Yes it is, if it's in the form of the pneumonic plague.
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Pony: "A pony is not a baby horse."
Pardon me, but there's only one appropriate response to this miracle of
lack-of-surprise: DUH!
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Prepositions at the end of a sentence:
Further proof that this book was not copyedited, in addition to not being
fact-checked, lies in this sentence, "Contrary to what you thought you
learned in school, there is, and never has been, a rule that prohibits
ending a sentence with a preposition." (Even without the mistake,
it's a pretty lousy sentence, isn't it?)
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Shark attacks: "A shark will be more likely
to attack anything in the water that resembles its primary food-the sea
lion." I believe Varasdi is here referring to the great white shark.
Of course not all sharks have sea lions as their primary food. For
instance, the blue shark eats mainly small squids.
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Shriveled skin: In discussing the phenomenon
of "bathtub fingers", Varasdi says, "Because the internal body fluids of
humans are more concentrated than fresh water, water is absorbed by skin
immersed in water through the process of osmosis." (Side comment:
is that a bad sentence or what?) Well, actually the "internal body
fluids" of humans are irrelevant, because the part of the skin that swells
in the bathtub is not alive. It's the epidermis, which is composed
of dead cells. They do swell by taking up water, but again Varasdi
is only almost right.
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Skull: "The human skull . . . nor does
it consist of just the top of the head as most people imagine." Does
anyone actually think the skull covers just the top of the head?
Again, Varasdi pointlessly disputes nonexistent myth.
- Snakes: "They bite only to
inject venom into their victim in order to kill it for a meal."
This is amazingly wrong. First of all, not all snakes are
venomous. Second, even venomous snakes also bite in
self-defense, and to actually swallow food.
Varasdi actually mentions that most snakes are not venomous in the
next paragraph, which makes the above even more startlingly careless.
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Speed of sound: Did I mention
how carelessly this book had been edited? The description of the
speed of sound here is not bad, but it's unnecessary (again, there is no
misconception here to refute). It's also redundant, because essentially
the same description is given under "Mach number".
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Spiders: True, spiders are not insects,
but Varasdi here makes another biology howler: "Insects have biting
jaws and mouth parts used to tearing and chewing their victims."
Well, some insects, but Varasdi himself wrote in the section on mosquitos
that they can't bite, and have no tearing mouth parts. Did he not
know that mosquitos are insects? (They're flies, in fact.)
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Star of David: Compare these two
extracts from the same entry: "The Star of David is an ancient symbol
. . . " and "The earliest recorded appearance of the design can be traced
to its secular use in the thirteenth century." First of all, why
"can be traced to" instead of "was"? Second, perhaps someone should
tell Mr. Varasdi the definition of "ancient".
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Statue of Liberty: "Although
it is believed that the Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French people,
only the statue itself was built and paid for by France." I don't
think I need to comment here.
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Stomach: I don't want to repeat the
mess Varasdi makes of this, so let me just say that he is clearly paraphrasing
a brief description from another source, which he doesn't understand.
For instance, he doesn't know the difference between "digestion" and "absorption".
- Tapeworms: Another case of
being almost right. "Tapeworms are normally acquired from
eating uncooked, infected beef, fish or pork." Not quite right
on several counts. For one, he means "by eating", not "from
eating". For another he means "undercooked", not "uncooked"
(although uncooked is, as usual, not completely wrong).
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Bibliography: In the Bibliography,
Varasdi comments that one group of books "does not deal with fallacies
as such". Included in this list is The Straight Dope, by Cecil
Adams, which is a veritable compendium of exploded fallacies. I suspect
Varasdi meant that fallacies were not the sole subject of these
books.
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