Don Juan DeMarco (Jeremy Leven) Rating: 3.0 I feel guilty about enjoying this as much as I did, but I had a good time, mostly thanks to Johnny Depp, for whom I would definitely be swooning were I either female or other than strictly heterosexual. The story is frankly rather stupid and corny, but for some reason I just let myself coast on Depp's charm and Brando's...Brando-ness.