How to Make an American Quilt (Jocelyn Moorhouse) Rating: 2.0 How to make an original film: well, start by avoiding the simplistic platitudes, predictable scenarios, and shameless histrionics that plague Moorhouse's follow-up to the considerably more interesting PROOF. Another promising director is hired by Hollywood to make treacly pap: hoorah, huzzah. I was prepared for the endless quilt metaphors, but nothing could have prepared me for the climactic scene, which features--I kid you not--actual Winds of Change. Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich will love this film; it pays lip service to the notion that women should be independent and that marriage is something of an anachronism, but naturally ends up as a paean to the joy of everlasting fidelity and (implicitly) motherhood (not that those are necessarily bad things, mind you, but the film ridicules the alternatives). Moorhouse should head back Down Under without delay.