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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and
over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a
page where you can see three at a time..
Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled
today.
By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily
culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet,
some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.
Page updated Sep 10, 1999 at 15:19 • Email: jens@panix.com
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