It's a Miracle I Am Still Watching
GH IMHO Column for AllSoapScoops.com
Well, the year is not yet quite over, but I am
doing my year in review article
anyway.
ABC keeps showing commercials for
all their daytime dramas with the umbrella them "a season of hope." I keep
hoping the show will get better. It's a miracle I am still watching. I think
it's also interesting that Soap Opera Digest loves the cast but hates the
storylines. Interesting, and a shame, since they do have such a good cast. So
here's my opinion of the show this
year...
THE
GOOD
Luke Spencer is always good, even when I
don't care about the storyline, don't like the storyline, or I even don't
understand the storyline. I am very glad the Spencer/Cassidine wars are over.
Pairing him with Jane Elliot (Tracey) has been a scream, and the Q's maid,
Alice, is a hoot and a half.
Hats off to
whomever it was in casting that found the SORASed Leslie Lu. She looks like the
possible daughter of Genie Francis and she's a good actress, too. Nice to have
someone recognize that Luke's many absences have not made his daughter's heart
grow fonder. It's a shame that they have told us, through Lulu, that her
grandmother doesn't want her living with her--not sure why that would be. In
real life, they don't want to pay Denise Alexander more than they have
to.
I always like Alan and Monica, and
they have really come together nicely in the story about Jason's surgery. Monica
telling Jason the story about the time she went to the gatehouse and felt she
really was his mother was so nice. Too bad we don't have more of that from this
core family.
Robin's return has been
nice. Good to see someone that Sam can be friends with without sleeping with
them. And Robin hates Carly. I like
that!
Bringing back Noah Drake (Rick
Springfield) has potential also, because it ties the veterans in while exposing
us to his son (who so far is a complete jackass, but a cute
jackass...).
THE
BAD
Revolving door romances are getting
on my nerves. Courtney and Carly have ricocheted into liaisons that have made no
sense. Emily spurning Nikolas made sense in terms of the rape, but now she's
suddenly turned on by Sonny. Ew. No wonder Internet usenet readers are dubbing
this liaison "Soily."
I think the one
male character that I really cannot stand at this point is Jax. I started hating
him when he dumped Skye DURING their honeymoon because Brenda appeared at his
window. His relationship with Courtney was okay until he became obsessed with
childbearing.
I would probably like Sam a
lot more if she spoke 50 percent less of the time. They're trying to turn her
into a jack-of-all-trades guru on every subject from brain surgery to
child-rearing. It's enough that she's supportive. Nobody likes a know-it-all,
and especially one who suddenly does ballroom dancing (number one stupid
storyline of the year, btw).
Calling
Nurse Bobbie: It's ridiculous in a year of three actresses playing Carly that we
haven't seen Bobbie Spencer (Jackie Zeman) on the air. Why is EMILY taking care
of Michael and Morgan when they have a GRANDMOTHER. Bobbie has had more airtime
with Noah Drake than she has with her own family. This makes no sense, unless
this is what the actress actually wants. It's funny that I am complaining about
this: I don't even like the Bobbie character all that
much.
THE
UGLY
Manny Ruiz and Helena Cassidine are
working my last nerve. How Manny just sauntered into an OR without anyone
noticing is bizarre. And then Carly and Sonny waltz in also. Hello, Jason's HEAD
was wide open. Does keeping anything sterile matter to
anyone?
While I am very tired of Helena,
watching her knock out Courteny and kick her into the water was oddly
fun.
Reese and Carly III: I found the
entire handling of both actresses, Kari Wuhrer and Jennifer Branson, so
distasteful. They threw JB into the Carly story just a day after Tamara Braun
left and Michael, who had been thought dead, was revealed to be alive. Then,
after creating a huge story for Reese, she's suddenly dispatched, and then JB is
replaced as Carly with Laura Wright, who does not seem as suited to the role as
JB was, if you ask me. LW's Carly is just nasty and seems to glare and squint a
lot. I want to give her polarized sunglasses. Something, anything, to not watch
this squintfest. I've liked LW on Loving and The City, but the whole Carly
situation is a fiasco. The only thing I have liked about Carly all year is that
she has a good shrink (Kent Masters King, ex-Julie, KL) who keeps asking her
why she doesn't try to develop her OWN
life.
Michael: I found the entire
kidnapping and brainwashing of Michael by AJ so distasteful. Killing off AJ also
seemed unnecessary. Nice for Billy Warlock to get a contract with Days of Our
Lives, reprising a role he originated years ago. Too bad they killed a Q on
GH.
Meanwhile, having Michael as AJ's
killer was just wrong, and then compounded in wrongness by making the day player
shrink the real killer. In Michael we see the real shame that is GH; the
authorities are seen as bad guys and the mafia are the good guys. I realize the
Mafia is a good source of drama, but on daytime, it's too much of a good thing.
How many shootings and kidnappings can we stand. It's amazing how Sonny can
shoot up a room and then get mad at Carly for lying to
him.
Don't know how they are going to
improve this show when head writer Bob Guza Jr. tells TV Guide that the show is
rooted in the mob (citing Luke and Laura circa 1981). No, the show is NOT
rooted in the mob; it's rooted in the HOSPITAL and always has been. Does't this
guy know the name of the show he's writing
for!?
Where is Claire Labine when you
need her!?
Posted: Fri - December
30, 2005 at 01:43 AM