My boss and I often read each other our newspaper horoscopes, but this morning, I had the two fortune cookies from last night for a pre-prandial shnackie. I had three fortunes today. Two in the morning and one later that evening with Tony. Here is what they had to say:
People always speak well of you.
Be careful what you say.
Behind an able man, there are always other able men.
If only...
Now add the words "between the sheets" at the end of each forturne and watch the hilarity ensue.
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