This story is ummmm….Electrifying?

Lag caught with phone charger up jacksie

By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 20th June 2007 11:07 GMT

A lag at Swaleside Prison on the Isle of Sheppey was caught with an entire phone charger up his jacksie after officers noticed his “discomfort” during a search of his cell, The Sun reports.

The appropriately-named Tony Pile, 22, serving a life stretch for “beating a man to death in a race hate attack in 2005”, was collared during a sweep aimed at cracking down on drug and phone smuggling into the Kent chokey.

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Yes, I know…cheap joke.