Sorry for the pun.

OK, not sorry for the pun.

Police hunt renegade cow sex youth
By Lester Haines
Published Friday 6th July 2007 08:29 GMT

Warning: no IT angle North Yorkshire police are on a state of high alert after a youth was spotted coupling with an English longhorn cow at a specialist breeder’s farm in Skipwith, The Sun reports.

The lad was clocked at 4.30am, dressed only in black briefs, by a “shocked” passer-by who interruped proceedings by shouting at the nocturnal bovine botherer. A 999 call alerted the authorities, but when officers arrived at the scene, the perp had made good his escape.

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Maybe it’s a Yorkshire thing.