My wife^* says the Shema with my kids every evening after I read to them and tuck them in.

Tonight, Charlie was a little bit wired….In the same way that Bob Novak is a little bit treasonous.

So like always, I shout down to my wife in the computer room, “Honey, the kids are read for prayers.”

Then I think a second, and follow up with, “Like Baghdad is ready for the Ice Capades“.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.