Because I’m completely nuts, that’s why.

It appears that my kids were overly rambunctious, and they decided that they must be some sort of evil robots, and started talking like the Daleks of Dr. Who fame.

I was downstairs for this bit, but when I came upstairs, and my wife was speaking to the kids like a Dalek, saying, “Destroy, destroy, destroy!!!”

I told her that it was completely wrong, that they didn’t say “Destroy”, they say “Exterminate,” and then I put my arm in front of my face to resemble the Dalek protrusion, and said:

Exterminate!!
Exterminate!!
Exterminate!!
….
Oh damn!!!! Stairs….Must exterminate architectural barriers.
Contact Congress!!
Legislate!!
Legislate!!
Legislate!!

I guess you had to be there.