So I get the following in my email

Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 06:59:11 -0500 (CDT)
From: Toby #### #####@roundtablegroup.com
To: me
Subject: Armored Vehicles Consulting Opportunities from Round Table Group

Dear Mr. Saroff:

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to the Round Table Group. The firm provides clients — including the world’s most prestigious law firms — access to top experts (such as yourself) in all fields, including Armored Vehicles.

We are the premier expert witness referral firm, having pioneered this practice 14 years ago. Round Table Group has been featured in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and Fortune, as well as many other publications. We have also been named on Inc. Magazine’s prestigious list of the fastest growing U.S. private companies five times!

This is a personal invitation to become part of the Round Table Group expert consortium. There are no fees to join, and becoming part of our network is non-exclusive. By submitting your CV and creating a profile with us, you will enable us to contact you when a client has a need for your precise interests and experience. Our client engagements are varied, lucrative, and interesting.

You let us know on a project-by-project basis whether you are qualified, interested, and available, and you set your own billing rates for each project. We will present your information to the client as part of a resume book and make introductions if there is mutual interest. When you are engaged, we will handle billing and collections for you, so you can spend more time doing what is enjoyable and profitable.

Again, we would be delighted to welcome you to our expert network. Please join Round Table Group’s expert network by clicking here and submitting the application which should take less than 5 minutes. Feel free to contact me and my staff with any questions! We hope you will take a seat at the Round Table, where clients receive a level of service and a breadth and depth of expertise that are unmatched.

Best Regards,
Toby #######
Vice President of Operations
Round Table Group, Inc.
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Washington DC
202-###-####

RTG: The Inc. Magazine 2003, ’04, ’05, ’07 & ’08 Winner — fastest growing U.S. private companies”

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So I Google them, to see if they are on the level.

It appears that they are a repository of expert witnesses for court testimony, but I also find links on the first page tying them to the Illuminati.

Delving further, it appears that in the early 20th century, Cecil Rhodes was involved in a eponymous group in the early 20th century, and if you Google “Round Table Group” and Rhodes, it appears that this older group is:

• Part of a worldwide conspiracy to create one world government
• A Plan to create a theocracy.
• Or the reason that pop music sucks these days.

I guess I’ve made it in the world.