Martin Eisenstadt discovered some interesting facts about “Joe the Plumber”. aka Joe Wurzelbacher.

It turns out that he’s related to Robert Wurzelbacher….

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Who was a senior vice president of American Continental Corporation

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Which was the parent company of the failed Lincoln Savings and Loan.

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And he pled guilty to three federal fraud counts in response to the failure of that institution.

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Also it turns out that he was the son in law of

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Charles Keating!

Someone on the McCain campaign staff is reading this somewhere, and invoking Bender when he shouts, “We’re boned!