So the good professor Dorf is discussing the issues caused by the 2nd amendment intersection of DC v. Heller and the sad matter of New York Giants receiver, and sad sack, Plaxico^* Burress, who shot himself with his own unregistered gun in a New York night club:

Which brings us to Plaxico Burress. Suppose he had applied for a NYC handgun license. As I read the application materials, he could not have gotten a carry license because he had no reason related to his business to need to carry a handgun. His story that he needed a gun because he wears a lot of expensive bling and carries a lot of cash, while touching, doesn’t establish a business need. Burress’s business is catching footballs, and with the possible exception of playing the Eagles on the road, would not generally expose him to the risk of armed attack.

(emphasis mine)

After cleaning my screen, my thought was, “Ahhh yes….Philly sports fans….The only people capable of making me feel empathy for former Dallas tight end Michael Irvin.”

^*Ask your physician if Plaxico^® is right for you. Nursing and pregnant women and persons with sensitivity to lead should not take Plaxico.^†
†As much as I’d like to, I cannot claim credit for this line. Manny at Stellar Parthenon came up with this.