Ben Stein has been calling him a wimp for not reviewing his (un)intelligent design agitprop “documentary” Expelled, so Ebert decided to oblige him.

Damn, that was not pretty. It was funny, and well written, but in the final analysis, it was like watching Muhammad Ali at his prime going after Jerry Lewis in a boxing ring.

He completely pwn35 (owns) Stein.

Go read.