My bad, he was in Argentina, not hiking in Appalachia.
Oh, and while he was there, he was screwing some chippie, as he admitted at his press conference.
Real classy guy. He apologized to his girl friend and the press before he apologized to his wife, see video below.
He’s resigning as chairman of the Republican Governors’ Association, which means that he’s suffered enough, so <Chris Crocker>leave Sanford alone!!!</Chris Crocker>
Meanwhile, the emails between the two of them have been leaked, and the late night comics will have a field day with this.
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*Not my joke, I got it from Cthulhu.†
†No, not the unspeakably malevolent super-being, the contributor to the Shortskoolbus BBS.‡
‡OK, I’ve never seen the two of them together, so Cthulhu might actually be the Cthulu, but the mere fact that he is on a BBS, interacting with humans§ would seem to mitigate against this.
§Yes, I know, this is the internet, where no one knows if you are a dog.