So, I was eating dinner with the family, and I happened to express the exquisite lust that I feel for Sharon.^*

This is not an uncommon occurrence. The expression of affection, including physical affection, is something that occurs in our house…..It’s not like we are making love on the dining room floor.^†

In any case, my son, Charlie, who is not quite 10, his birthday is in September, rolls his eyes, and says, “I cannot believe that I’m going to be that way when I’m 15.”

He has no idea whatsoever as to the hormonal roller coaster that awaits him.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.

^†At least not while the kids are in the house.