This is the best way that I can imagine to commemorate 911.^*

Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate

^*By “This”, I mean watching this video, not any action, or non action, regarding one’s genitals.^†
†September 11, 2001 was the start of a period of prolonged insanity for the United States, and while there are indications that psychological recovery is on the way, we really need to stay on our meds.