First we have her robot videos:

And then we have her talking with the health reform bill. No seriously. She is talking with the animated bill from schoolhouse rock, you know, this guy:

You know, If I hadn’t already found Sharon,^* and she did not “bat for the other team,” I’d be sending her some seriously steamy fan mail.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.