Researchers, looking to “compare men who watch porn with those who haven’t encountered it,” have hit a snag.

They have been unable to find any men who haven’t sampled pr0n:

“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,” the Telegraph reported Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse as saying.

“[But] we couldn’t find any.“

I was thinking that they might want to contact members of the Amish community, and then I went to google images, and typed in “hot Amish chicks“. (NSFW)