No matter who you are, or what you do, you will never be as cool as a tailless iguana tegu^* in diapers driving a car.

Don’t even bother to try.

Thanks to Tiempo at the ShortSkoolBus BBS for the picture.

^*A lizard of the genus Tupinambis, it can be mistaken for an iguana, but this is really not fair to either reptile.