Renovation of the door is called forI need a group of people who know how to handle themselves around tools, and can look like they know what they are doing.
What I am planning to do is generate a false work order and then install revolving doors at RNC headquarters:
The departures began in earnest about two months ago, shortly after reports of the RNC spending nearly $2,000 in donor money at a nightclub called Voyeur West Hollywood, an establishment where “impromptu bondage and S&M ‘scenes'” are “played out on an elevated platform by scantily clad performers throughout the night.”
The heads have been rolling ever since, even in departments that had nothing to do with the controversy.
It’s been tough to keep track of the staff shake-ups. The party’s finance chief and deputy finance director were recently forced out, as were three members of the RNC’s communications team. Those announcements came on the heels of departures from the party’s chief of staff, a top RNC strategist, and Alex Castellanos, who was brought on to help shape the party’s message. All of this has unfolded since late March.
The party may want to consider revolving doors at RNC headquarters.
Well, I saw that bit of snark, and decided that it’s time to make it reality.
I want a crack team to go there, show up with a work order, and install an actual revolving door.
Yes, I am really serious here, or, at least I think I am.
Hey kids, let’s put on a show in dad’s barn with mom’s costumes!
My guess is that we will get caught, and likely arrested, but if anyone knows a producer for The Daily Show, we can probably get on that.