This is Not Star Trek. In Startrek, the Evil Spock has a goatee. In our world the evil James O’Keefe is clean shaven, and the good James O’Keefe is chief cat-herder for the Massachusetts Pirate Party, whilst sporting a goatee.
This is why I call Barack Obama the worst constitutional law professor ever.
As Eric Falkenstein observes:
People who meticulously avoid email should not be trusted, because it is simply too calculating, as if they know they are regularly committing crimes. A phone conversation can always be disavowed, you just say you were talking about last weekend’s bar mitzvah.