So I guess that I should make a joke.

I considered announcing that, because of gay marriage, my wife and I were getting divorced, but it seemed sort of cliched.

Then I considered reporting a prank in Pisa, Italy, where some mischievous supporters of Beppe Grillo’s party used large Mylar mirrors to create the illusion that the Leaning Tower vertical, thereby setting a prank withing a prank, but I’ve decided that one day, I will go to Italy, and actually do this.

So, no jokes, just news ……… At least as I can best determine.

The difference between reality and The Onion is sometimes quite subtle.