• Australia’s sharks will now tweet before attacking – (Salon.com) Headline of the day
• Michael Hirsh Aims at Edward Snowden, Accidentally Blows Off Own Leg (MichaelMoore.com) In which Mr. Hirsh announces that American involvement in the Vietnam War ended before 1971, much to the surprise of the 250,000 troops stationed there, and even more of a surprise to the 2,414 servicemen killed in Indochina that year.
• For human rights to flourish, religious rights have to come second (The Guardian) Religious freedom does not include the right to oppress non-believers.
• I Was An NFL Player Until I Was Fired By Two Cowards And A Bigot (Deadspin) Former Viking punter Chris Kluwe makes a good case for his being let go for supporting LGBT civil rights

This is genius. You need to watch the whole minute thirteen.

This guy owes me a screen wipe.