- Neil Degrasse Tyson’s Cosmos Causes 27 Local School Children Demonic Possession (Topekas News) It’s parody, folks.
- Hugo Boss Awarded Contract For Joint Service Uniform Design (Duffelblog) Yeah, this is parody too.
- Customer accuses J.P. Morgan of robo-signing credit-card collections (Marketwatch) Bankstas gotta eat.
- New research suggest five-second rule exists (CTV News)
- 16th-century manual shows ‘rocket cat’ weaponry (The Journal Gazette) Rather surprisingly, this one is NOT parody.
Hugh Jackman can sing?