Needless to say, we must remind everyone that Santorum is a term meaning, “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.”

Needless to say, I believe that we all have the duty to get Spreading Santorum to the top of the Google rankings, it is currently the 14th result, which means that for a lot of people, it is not even on the first results page.