Yom Kippur starts in a couple of hours, and I will be busy fasting and atoning for my sins.

I have made the decision that during this time I will not be consuming news in any way shape or form.

This is not a form of atonement, but rather a gift that I am giving myself.

I am so completely sick and tired of trump and Clinton and the whole electoral season that I am considering taking a job as a neutrino detector maintenance technician.

I just want it to stop.