I will be bouncing around various channels, but here is the game
Take a sip:

• Every mention of exit polls. 
• Any mention of the ground game. 
• Any mention of millennials. 

 Take 2 sips:

• Any mention of Reagan. 
• Any mention of Bill Clinton’s penis. 
• The word “Battle Ground”. 
• The Democrats regain control of the Senate. 
• Someone disparages millennials. 

Take a full shot:

• CNN unveils a stupid flashy tech gimmick.
• Evan McMullin wins Utah. 
• Race is called for a candidate. 
• Voting problems in Florida. 
• Trump Refuses to Concede. 
• Trump starts trying to sell the Trump network.
• A winner is declared.
• The Republicans retain control of the Senate. 
• The Democrats regain control of the House. 

Finish off the bottle:

• When they rip off their masks and reveal themselves to be Kang and Kodos.
• Trump admits that this was actually the greatest practical joke of all time.

Screw it.  I’m just going to wing it, starting at 9:00pm, after I pick up Charlie from his youth group.