Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, Would You Please Go Now!

Seriously, George W. Bush’s poodle needs to drink a big glass of shut the f%$# up.

Your time has passed, and 3rd way neoconservative foreign policy/neoliberal economic policy was a bad idea when you went into Iraq, and it’s a worse idea now:

Tony Blair is positioning himself to return to British politics, it has been reported.

The controversial former Prime Minister is engineering a comeback because he feels he can fill a political vacuum caused by Theresa May being a “light weight” and Jeremy Corbyn being a “nutter”, The Sunday Times reports. A source said Mr Blair is sourcing premises near Westminster in order to relocate 130 staff to the UK’s political hub.

A source allegedly told the newspaper: “He’s not impressed with Theresa May. He thinks she’s a total lightweight. He thinks Jeremy Corbyn’s a nutter and the Tories are screwing up Brexit. He thinks there’s a massive hole in British politics that he can fill.”

In response, a representative or Mr Blair reportedly said he has not made a decision to relocate the company there.

New Labour may have been necessary to defeat the Tories in the 1990s (I would argue that Thatcher fatigue paved the way for the that victory), but today, all this is going to do is get more votes for the right wing racist UKIP and ensure that Scotland remains terra incognita for Labout.

The Blairites are a spent force.  Ed Millibrand’s drubbing following his efforts to be just a little bit less awful than the Tories is proof of this.

Tony Blair is loathed by everyone who isn’t a dead-ender member of parliament.

A bit of doggerel on this after the break (Apologies to Dr. Seuss and Art Buchwald):

“Anthony Charles Lynton Blair will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don’t care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
I don’t care how.
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion’s tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Tony B.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don’t care how you go.
Just get!
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair!
I don’t care how.
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Anthony WENT.”

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