• A Girl Scout sold 300 boxes of cookies — near a legal marijuana shop (Vox) She got her Capitalism Merit badge that day.
• Second White House official departs amid abuse allegations, which he denies (Washington Post) So not a surprise. This administration does for sexual abuse what the Eisenhower administration did for golf.
• Hey Muslims, Let’s Join the NRA. We Could Help Solve Gun Violence. (The Intercept) Don’t laugh, it worked for the Black Panthers.
• Shareblue Astroturf Analysis A completely legal troll farm run by Hillary and Evil Minions^™. So the complaint appears to be that the Russians trolled better, and for less money.
• Chicken chaos as KFC closes outlets (BBC) The joys of modern business schools, save a few pennies, shut down all the KFC’s in the UK.

To my mind, this is the quintessential country music song: (Warning: kind of NSFW)