I get all the guillotine jokes. I do. but in a moment of crisis like this, those kinds of jokes are inappropriate and dangerous. You can’t maintain proper social distancing with a guillotine. Be responsible and use RANGED weaponry (at least 2 METER range) per CDC recommendations.

— LMVT Catmin (@LMVTACAB) March 26, 2020

So firing squad, or perhaps a pole-axe, no guillotine.