My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine

— Emaperidol (@Emaperidol) December 16, 2020

As amusing as this is, it is made perfect by this response:

Vegans, cross fitters, and now vaccine recipients 🤦🏼 we will never hear the end of it.

— Mistah Mugatu (@j_melancon) December 17, 2020

This is truer than taxes.