Sharon* needed to pick up some stuff at the Wegmans in anticipation of the upcoming snowstorm, and her foot is bothering her, so I drove her there and helped her shop.
It was cold, so I wore a hat:
Yes, this is an aardvark hat.
Also, yes, Sharon* was mortified.
*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.