Vladimir Putin is personally directing a program of repeatedly using non-lethal doses of the world’s deadliest and unknown poisons on people, that are immediately taken up as causes célèbres by Western govs and media. Tight ship that guy runs.

— Denis Lavinski (@LavinskiDenis) December 15, 2020

Seriously.

This whole, “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to be somewhat ill and become a major news story,” thing is getting kind of old.