Yesterday, I posted an article titled, “They’ve Got Tapes. They’ve Always Got Tapes“.

I should have titled it something like, “Rudy Impaled by Vlad Tapes,”^*, since it involved an attempt to extort action by Ukrainian President  Volodymyr Zelensky.

^*Oh for F%$#’s sake, it’s a play on the name of the Romanian Prince Vlad Țepeș, AKA Vlad the Impaler, AKA Vlad Drakul, the source of the Dracula story. Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?