Ivanka is such a disgrace she has to wear TWO cones of shame. pic.twitter.com/ug3SnJcoPN— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 4, 2019
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Ivanka Trump went to Columbia and had a wardrobe malfunction caused by the forces of nature.
This warning should be taken seriously:
Ivanka wanted to wear something that would show off her toned biceps and shoulders. The wind had other ideas.
That’s a $1650 dress, by the way.
The elements are conspiring against you.
Time to go.