• Man featured in ads for pro-Trump dating site was convicted of child sex crimes: report (Raw Story) As Zathras would say, at least there is symmetry.
• The Arrest Was a Bust. The Officers Got Overtime Anyway. (New York Times) We are paying officers to make bogus arrests.
• 6 Sickening Details You Won’t Read in Billy Graham’s Fawning Obituaries (Alternet) I won’t speak ill of the dead today, but I will point you to someone who does.
• Why can’t conservatives just admit they were wrong about inflation? (Washington Post) Because economists generally are more afraid of inflation than unemployment?
• The hysteria over Russian bots has reached new levels (The Guardian) Well, duh. Nasty twitter memes is not Pearl Harbor.
• Former Freemason found naked inside pipe organ in Brisbane (Daily Mail Online) I will probably never party that hard.

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