No, I don’t mean that the sanctions are causing real problems. Nor do I mean that military posturing by the US has them terrified. What I mean is that Donald Trump is simply too weird for them to understand, so they are trying to hire Republican political consultants to explain what the f%$# is going on.

“Their number-one concern is Trump. They can’t figure him out,” said one person with direct knowledge of North Korea’s approach of experts on Asia with Republican connections.

You and me both can’t figure Trump out.

 I think that the DPRK should consider hiring Paul Manafort, seeing as how he’s a Republican political consultant, and he’s not got a lot of clients right now.