Let me just say at the outset that I will read any story anywhere that contains the phrase, “once stabbed a guy in the head with a broken margarita glass.” (It’s like Raymond Chandler rewritten by Carl Hiassen.)

—Charlie Pierce on the rather colorful history of white supremacist, bar brawler, mobbed up stock scammer, CIA informant,  and Trump staffer Felix Sater.

I have to disagree with Charlie Pierce on this:  Carl Hiassen would not write this, it’s simply too fantastic and unbelievable, even for Hiassen.

Heck, this is too weird for Kafka.