Cracker Jack’s Prize In The Box Will Now Be Digitized : The Two-Way : NPR (NPR) This sucks wet farts from dead pigeons.
US Prosecutors Consider More Charges Against Ex-CEO Shkreli (Reader Supported News) I’d rather see them spending this resources going after Lloyd Blankfein and Jamie Dimon.
Nine years of censorship (Nature) Trudeau is reversing Harper’s muzzling of Canadian scientists.
Andrew Sullivan Is to Blame for Donald Trump (Gawker) Great hed. The thesis is that people like Andrew Sullivan, who have aggressively supported impoverishing of the masses,(He wrote glowingly of Margaret Thatcher) have created the toxic politics that gave us the Donald.
Study Shows How Abstinence Pledges Increase Risk of Pregnancy and STDs (The Atlantic) Not a surprise. Studies have shown this for years. For an anecdote, see Palin, Bristol.
Atlanta Mayor’s Column Ripping Bernie Sanders Drafted by Lobbyist, Emails Show (The Intercept) It really is remarkable how brazen the Democratic Party establishment is about its corruption.
In 1983 Clinton teamed with Walmart to attack public education (Liberation News) The past is prelude.
Who Shot First, According To The Guy Who Played Greedo (Cinema Blend) Han shot first.
Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump (News Thump) This is not a surprise.

This is just too awesome for words:

H/t Atomic Samba.