For July 4th I give you this bit of true Americana from muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:
haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes
god bless america
(All capitalization original)
This is awesome!