The fact that they are threatening to drop millions of customers because the law may require them not to F%$# them over quite so badly might give you an inkling:

Brokerage firms may drop millions of individual retirement account holders if a proposed U.S. Labor Department rule takes effect, a lobbying group said today.

The Labor Department wants to expand the scope of fiduciary responsibility to protect those saving for retirement from conflicts of interest, such as recommending investments with higher fees. The rule would require investment professionals who advise employers and workers with retirement savings plans such as 401(k)s or IRAs to act in the best interest of their clients.

The change may cause financial firms to offer fewer investment options in retirement accounts and shift to a fee- based model used by investment advisers, which will raise costs, Kenneth Bentsen, executive vice president for public policy and advocacy at the Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association, said at a Washington hearing before the House Subcommittee on Health, Employment, Labor and Pensions.

He’s circumspect, but what the lobbyist from the lead financial services organization in the country just said was, “If you don’t let us f%$# our customers without lube, we’ll kick them to the curb.”

Why aren’t these guys going to jail?

H/t Naked Capitalism.