My son called me, “Pretentious,” today.

He was jerking my chain, as is his wont,^* and he got the word completely wrong, and I got to say, well, you know.

I got to go all Inigo Montoya on him.

It’s almost as much fun as going Dr. McCoy, and it is a nice change-up.

^*Both my kids are smart asses. They get it from my mom.