• Polar Vortex Causes Hundreds of Injuries as People Making Snide Remarks About Climate Change Are Punched in Face (The The New Yorker) Andrew Borowitz is truly funny this time
• Student Expelled for Witchcraft (ABC News) Not The Onion, it appears that the absurdity that is Oklahoma trumps that of America’s Finest News Source.
• Obama Approves Releasing Classified Information to Attack Snowden for Leaking Classified Information (Empty Wheel) Hypocrisy much?
• Do NSA’s Bulk Surveillance Programs Stop Terrorists?  (New America Foundation) No, and this comes from a “Think” tank that is normally a nest of Obama fanbois.

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