Charlie told me that he had uploaded a video of him doing the “The Knife Song”.

You know the one, where you take a knife, and stab it between your spread fingers at high speed.

He told me about this, and I told him that he was so grounded.

Well, he wasn’t grounded, but I was unimpressed that he pranked me.

I did not know whether to dope slap him or high five hin, so I did both.