You have to beat this:
The folks at Epic Meal Time beat the “deep fried cheese steak, wrapped in bacon” from the seminal cartoon Megas XLR.
Reality trumps cartoons, this is wicked cool.
In any case, you have just over a week to come up with something even more (dare I say it?) epic for your Superbowl party.
Get to work, and post it on Youtube, and send me the link.
I think I had a coronary just watching that!